Any time I find out about something awesome that I don’t have time to investigate at the time I put it on my ‘when I’m retired list’. That list has got to be huge for most kids born time period. So many unplayed video games, so many unseen places, so many unfulfilled hobbies.
every achievement in cinema history has led up to this moment
#that time that michael jordan retired from basketball to play baseball #and then was bad at baseball so went back to basketball #and in order to celebrate his return to basketball #we made a movie in which he teams up with 50 year old cartoon characters #to defeat the space aliens who magically stole the mojo of other famous basketball players #and planned to kidnap these 50 year old cartoon characters #so the cartoon characters who literally never played basketball in any of their cartoons #were like clearly the only way to settle this is with a game of basketball #and just when all hope seems lost #bill murray who has literally only been in one other scene in the movie #shows up completely without explanation #and no one questions it #and doesn’t even do anything to help the team like he literally just shows up to pass the ball to michael #and then michael jordan slam dunks the ball frorm half court to win the game #and someone in hollywood read that script #and was like yes perfect no changes need to be made let’s get this project going #i don’t believe in god #but i do believe in space jam #space jam
I really don’t care about politics one bit.
I just care about human rights, animal rights, the economy, taxation and government spending.
I’ve read better foreign policy on the back of a public bathroom door than I’ve seen Tony Abbott produce in 20 years.
I used to be a kid with a dream,
Now I’m an adult with a steady well paying career.
Problem is, I think I prefer how it used to be.