I spend so much time alone that if I was ever falsely accused for a crime I would never have an alibi
Not unless Netflix keeps a log of when you’re watching.
To anyone whose ever laid in bed sick one day and just thought to themselves, ‘man, I wish there was some way the Government could tax me for this’, your prayers have been answered!
Thanks Mr Abbott!
Any time I find out about something awesome that I don’t have time to investigate at the time I put it on my ‘when I’m retired list’. That list has got to be huge for most kids born time period. So many unplayed video games, so many unseen places, so many unfulfilled hobbies.